Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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