Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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