I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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