Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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