nut hugger
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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