i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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