Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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