Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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