it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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