Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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