eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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