we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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