The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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