you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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