sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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