I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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