yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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