...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Couch. On fire.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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