It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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