Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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