I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How naked do you want me to be?
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