Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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