Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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