Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
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i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I am one with the molecules
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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