Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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