Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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