i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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