so that wasnt chicken after all
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
