nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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