I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I think I just sharted jello shots
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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