someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
