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  I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.

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• (845): View more from New York

  And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!

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  Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours

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• (845): View more from New York

  Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable

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