He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?