I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.