I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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