just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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