1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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