That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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