Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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