that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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