epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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