The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The air taste purple.
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