no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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