My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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