that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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