Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I would ride that face into the sunset
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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