Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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