YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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