this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
