we're blogging at a bar
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
