You're so nebulous sometimes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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