you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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