Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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