Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
