Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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