She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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