I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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