We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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