Christians are straight up FREAKS
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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